August 2012
July 2012
neverending-sorrow:
vintage-lovelyfashion:...
b-baka-its-not-like-i:
when you see the typo right as you click ‘create post’
don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes
Parents 50% of the time: you're a grown up, you can do things by yourself
Parents 50% of the time: shut up you know nothing you're still a baby
people who aren't fans: go to grocery store- meet taylor swift
me: go to grocery store- forget to buy milk
people who aren't fans: go to church- meet taylor swift
me: go to church- sit next to crying baby
people who aren't fans: go to nashville- meet taylor swift
me: go to nashville- taylor isn't even in the same state
people who aren't fans: walk outside- meet taylor swift
me: walk outside- trip over rock
tupacabra:
i like looking at gifs and trying to read their lips to figure out what part of the caption they’re saying
“This is probably going to get quoted in every publication just because I said...”
– Robert Downey Jr. (via spockizzle)
riddlemehiddleston:
cat-adores-loki:
anearlywitch:
Also, thank you, all of you for not giving any The Dark Knight Rises spoilers, y’all are amazing.
bruce wayne is batman
son of a bitch
alittlelambie:
i think i found dianna’s personal facebook account
Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*
fallingtogethers:
omfg there’s a swimmer in the olympics named hannah miley my childhood is living in that girl
january 2012: this will be my year
july 2012: well shit
biologicalresearch:
when musicians you love love other musicians you love
me: closes wrong tab
me: PTERODACTYL NOISE
Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
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i don’t like
Aylin Bayramoglu
finallyletusbealone:
what if marvel ever wanted to put the fantastic four in an avengers movie and chris evans had to go back and forth between characters and had to talk to himself and then forgot who he was and was yelling flame on as he jumped off a building in his spangley outfit.
jzul:
satans-testicle:
You’re human, you made a human mistake. You did a terrible thing, it doesn’t mean you’re a terrible person.
words of wisdom from satans testicle
everythingmisfits:
Let’s have a moment of silence for Curtis who could not participate in the 2012 London Olympics.
hommos:
my dad came into my room and started to talk to me but i wasnt looking up so i was just nodding and saying “yeah” and then i looked up and found him smiling with a wig and i couldn’t stop laughing
arlingtondr:
hey can all the bands i like release tour dates now so i can plan my entire fall ok thanks
weirdsmilesandawkwardhugs asked: your icon is just... love.
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I'm watching all the episodes from The Glee...
except Brookas
Also my new girl crush is Nellie
gettback:
demi can have whoever she wants and she is with wilmer
didn’t they break up tho? like months ago
fuck you! i fucking like to curse the shit out of those goddamn words, so if you whore have a fucking problem with it, you can go and fuck yourself
callmelucky:
screamingoutloud:
callmelucky:
officially on a diet.
based on tea and being dinner the only big meal in the day
this should be easy
are you insane
just for a couple of weeks, I’ll still have some coffee for breakfast and fruit…lots of fruit
I want to lose some weight I won these past days
but that shit is unhealthy, look for an actual diet that won’t lead you on...
These are actually really intriguing. shoot me...
1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?
3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
5: Are you interested in anyone right now?
6: What are you looking forward to in the next week?
7: Do you want to be single?
8: Did you go out or stay in last night?
9: How late did you stay up last night?
10: Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot?
11: Last three things you had to drink?
12: Have you pretended to like someone?
13: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
14: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?
16: Think back five months ago, were you single?
17: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
18: Hold hands with anyone this week?
19: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
20: What would you name your future daughter?
21: Do you miss anyone?
22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
23: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?
25: Have you ever cried from being so mad?
26: Who did you last see in person?
27: Are you listening to music right now?
28: What is something you currently want right now?
29: What is the last thing you said out lot?
30: How is your heart lately?
31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
32: Are you wearing socks?
33: What do people call you?
34: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?
36: Who did you last share a bed with?
37: Did you do something bad today?
38: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
39: Do you get stressed out easily?
40: Will you sing today?
41: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?
42: Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone?
43: Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance?
44: What are you listening to right now?
45: What is wrong with you right now?
46: What is on your wrists right now?
47: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?
48: What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider?
49: Do you make wishes at 11:11?
50: Are you a good artist?
51: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
52: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
53: Ever been on a golf cart?
54: Do you have trust issues?
55: Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who?
56: Do you own something from Hot Topic?
57: Do you use chap stick?
58: Have you ever slapped someone in the face?
59: Do you have a little sister?
60: Have you ever been to New York?
61: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
62: Have you hugged someone within the last week?
63: What were you doing at midnight last night?
64: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
65: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
66: Were your last three kisses from the same person?
67: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
68: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
69: Will next Friday be a good one?
do this.
