September 2011
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batmobiled asked: Hello there, 99, 55, 3, and 1 :)
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One big school, full of dumb bitches.
"Don't you have enough pictures already?" Niall to...
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onedirectionfairytale:
69withhoran:
hunky1direction:
1directionbitch:
This is one of the reasons I love Niall to death.
niall must have like a bitch detector, so he knows who he has to diss.
should’ve told off emma. he’s fabulous ~
*Will Smith saying “My baby” while clapping gif that i don’t have* I love you Nialler<3
i live a Nialler Horan...
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This is the most unique one I've seen :)
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
4) What do you think about most?
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
7) What's your strangest talent?
8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
13) What's your religion?
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
15) Do you perfer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
17) What was the last lie you told?
18) Do you believe in karma?
19) What does your URL mean?
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
23) How do you vent your anger?
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
25) Do you perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
28) What's your biggest "what if"?
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
33) Choose: East Coast or West Coast?
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
36) Define: Art.
37) Do you believe in luck?
38) What's the weather like right now?
39) What time is it?
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
41) What was the last book you read?
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
43) Do you have any nicknames?
44) What was the last movie you saw?
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
48) What's your sexual orientation?
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
50) Do you believe in magic?
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
52) What is your astrological sign?
53) Do you save money or spend it?
54) What's the last thing you purchased?
55) Love or lust?
56) In a relationship?
57) How many relationships have you had?
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
59) Where were you yesterday?
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
62) What's your favorite animal?
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
64) Where is your best friend?
65) Spit or swallow?(;
66) What is your heritage?
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
73) You can only have one of these things: trust or love.
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
77) How can I win your heart?
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
80) What size shoes do you where?
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
82) What is your favorite word?
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word: heart.
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
85) What's the last song you listened to?
86) Basic question: what's your favorite color/colors?
87) What is your current desktop picture?
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
98) Ever been on a plane?
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.
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Put a " :) " in my ask and I'll rate your blog...
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Write me a letter. Anon or not.
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Dear ______, I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S....
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absolute-best-posts:
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
HOLY HELL I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I SAW WHEN I REBLOGGED AND CLICKED THIS PICTURE.
My goodness girl….
Click to follow this blog, you will be so glad you did!
hommos asked: babes, (im gonna start calling you babes cause i feel cool ok) i wanna listen to Im Yours by the script, it's one of the only 3 songs i've never heard and i wanna see if i can download it somewhere.
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If you had your choice, which of the One Direction...
h-o-p-e-s-and-f-e-a-r-s:
vashappeninstyles:
alwayschallengetheworld:
peacelove1direction:
Reblog with your Answer, I’ll start!
Louis Tomlinson, Lucky by Jason Mraz and Colbie Callait
Harry Styles,Roc-Beyonce or One and Only-Adele
Harry Styles - Take Off All Your Clothes.
But he’s not going to be singing it.
….
Louis Tomlinson - Give me everything. ohyes
Zayn Malik or Louis...
hommos asked: HISLUTTYBITCHCUNTHOEASSMOTHERFUCKER. Ok let's begin. 1. the harry and girl gif is from a video on Youtube called "harry styles gets girl attention backstage at x factor", the Liam and Harry thing i obviously dont know what youre talking about, and there are two new interviews, one from sugarscape "ZAYN MALIK TALKS REBECCA FERGUSON, DATING LOUIS TOMLINSON AND BOOBS" and the...
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rejected-chromosomes:
eencrawford:
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how is Na Na Na going to be filmed in the park...
h-o-p-e-s-and-f-e-a-r-s:
vashappeninstyles:
are they going to be feeding the ducks.
can i be a duck.
It will obviously be an orgy from the 5 lads, not girls there
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IMAGINARY HEROES
Sandy Travis: Was he really that unhappy, Tim?
Tim Travis: He broke a lot of dishes. He stopped washing his clothes about three weeks ago. He spent a lot of time in the shower.
Sandy Travis: He was masturbating.
Tim Travis: He was crying.
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Ask away...
A - My name
B - My height
C - If I have any siblings
D - My most embarrassing moment
E - My shoe size
F - Do I have any pets?
G - Age I get mistaken for
H - Do I have any tattoos?
I - Do I want any tattoos?
J - My best friend's name
K - Someone I miss
L - Something not many people know about me
M - A random fact about myself
N - Favorite animal
O - Favorite celeb
P - Favorite movie/TV show
Q - What kind of phone I have
R - Do I like my phone?
S - Is my hair curly, straight or wavy?
T - Color of my hair
U - Have I dyed my hair before?
V - Do I want to dye my hair and what color?
W - My tumblr crush
X - Favorite soda
Y - Favorite letter in the alphabet
Z - Do I want children?
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Guess my amount of followers.
tomlinsexy:
lol i have like none but have a go
between 500/1000?
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The 14th gif in your folder is your reaction ZIAM...
dreamingtolove:
MY BABY’S
then I guess not a single fuck was given?
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courtneylovesrainbows:
moon-over-june:
courtneylovesrainbows:
i wonder what it’d be like to have sex on a trampoline
I used to have a trampoline
#we should try this
i have a trampoline
my sex life with my boyfriend is like a trampoline
i don’t have a trampoline.
Walking into class and everyone shifts their... →
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No, mom. I go to Hogwarts.
Mom: So are you ready for school tomorrow?
Me: What? I don't start tomorrow. I start Wednesday.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Me: September 1st is when I start, Mom.
Mom: No. Stop being silly. I'm waking you up at six tomorrow.
Me: Why? The train doesn't leave until eleven.
Mom: What train? Stop being ridiculous. You're scaring me. Now did you get all your supplies?
Me: No. I have almost everything, but I still need my owl. Will you pick it up for me?
Mom: Sophie, I'm serious. Quit.
Me: Mom. I'm scared.
Mom: Oh, honey! Why?
Me: .... What if they put me in Hufflepuff?
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM.
I wanna start watching a new TV Show, suggestions?
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