Suck it, Bitches.

Ask ask ask   Robert Downey Jr is all.

can we just get this straight? if you message me on tumblr you are not annoying me i am a lonely person and any form of human contact is a godsend 

(Source: mad-dog-murphy, via fuckthesehotmenonmydash)

— 25 minutes ago with 54943 notes

leftinstitches:

amhras:

jesus only had 12 followers

but they talked to him

why don’t you guys talk to me

Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one

(via paynejesus)

— 8 hours ago with 39164 notes

If I ever bump into Harry by accident

Me:Omg
Harry:Wat?
Me:Omg *hyperventilating* - it's you!
Harry:Please don't scream!
Me:*fangirling*
Harry:I know, I know, I'll take a picture with you and here's my autograph
Me:I can't believe I just got your autograph! Your like my favorite from the White Eskimos.
Harry:Yeah .. wait what?
Me:I just loved your cover of Summer of 69! I've heard it like 50 times
Harry:But you ..
Me:I can't believe you guys split up
Harry:*confused*
Me:Oh well.. Thanks bye!
Harry:*whispering* but please ... come back ......
— 8 hours ago with 9339 notes

brucejennersbitch:

i don’t think there was a time when the club could handle me

(via crissvera)

— 9 hours ago with 6186 notes